Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Mario Lopez + Wife Courtney Are Expecting Their Second Child
'X Factor' host Mario Lopez has once again successfully impregnated his wife Courtney. Cigars and tanning lotion all around.
Kate Middleton Officially Shows Off the Royal Baby Bump [PHOTOS]
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.
Charlie Sheen Donates 10 Large to Pay for an Injured Teenager’s Therapy Dog
Charlie Sheen continues to use his money for the powers of good, racking up karmic bonus points and making it that much harder to judge him when he's an asshat.
In addition to helping clothe Lindsay Lohan, paying for funerals and assisting young cancer patients, Sheen has now donated $10,000 to get a formerly paralyzed teenager a therapy dog.
2013 Grammy Award Winners
In between all the great performances at the 2013 Grammys, they even handed out some awards. And while we did disagree with a few of the winners, nothing made us scream RECOUNT! or anything.
Thanks to our friends at PopCrush, here's a line-up of many people who took home Grammy hardware on Sunday, Feb. 10.
Hasbro Kicks the Iron Off the Monopoly Board and Welcomes Its New Token: The Cat
In an attempt to be more relevant, Hasbro recently revealed that it would be ousting one of its long-standing tokens from the classic board game Monopoly and replacing it with a new token of the internet's choosing.
So ... farewell, iron! Hello, cat! (Don't act so surprised that an internet poll resulted in a cat victor.)
Katie Couric Tells Jimmy Kimmel About a Super Awkward Date She Once Had With Larry King
Journalist Katie Couric was on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' on Thursday night (Jan. 31), and after some prompting, she told the most horrifying story now implanted in the minds of humanity. Specifically, that one time she went on a date with living fossil and suspender-wearing Larry King.
Jennifer Lawrence Apparently Does Has a Flaw: Uneven Boobs [VIDEO]
Despite a bout with walking pneumonia, Jennifer Lawrence made an appearance on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' last night, Jan. 31, to promote her movie 'Silver Linings Playbook.'
But enough of that. Let's talk about her boobs!
ABC Steals the Worst Reality Show Idea Ever: ‘Celebrity’ Diving
We've seen C and D-list celebrities dance, live in houses together, and go through couples therapy -- all for our amusement. Now they'll be putting themselves in the ultimate danger by diving off of things. Again.
Despite the exact same show, 'Stars in Danger: The High Dive,' not working at all and being a ratings disaster on FOX, ABC still thinks its a good idea to film a show about people we bar
Adele Will Make Her Triumphant Return to the Stage to Perform ‘Skyfall’ at the Oscars
She's already made her first public appearance since giving birth to her mystery-named baby to snag a Best Original Song win at the Golden Globes (to the delight of many and the chagrin of one), and now Adele will sing at the Oscars in her first onstage performance since becoming a mom.
Charlie Brown Voice Actor Arrested on Stalking Charges. Argh!
Peter Robbins, the now 56-year-old child actor who once voiced Charlie Brown in all those 'Peanuts' cartoons, was recently arrested in San Diego on five felony charges, including one count of stalking and four counts of threats to cause death and bodily harm.
Good grief, bro.
Celebrity Plastic Surgery – Before and After
Since the fountain of youth is a myth perpetrated by that silly fictional adventurer Ponce de León, Hollywood celebrities must rely on plastic surgeons to help them keep their youthful appearances. Or at least try to.
Taylor Swift’s Newest Breakup Song Unveiled on ‘Conan.’ Sort Of. [VIDEO]
Taylor Swift is embarrassed about the public mocking of the recent turmoil that is her love life, so here's a video parodying a possible breakup song from the ever-hilarious late night host Conan O'Brien.